Watch closely now

In a marathon debate in Westminster today, a majority of MPs will lie about protecting Britons from Islamic State terrorists. What they really want is to   bomb the Syrian government out of power. To help appreciate the incomparable hypocrisy of the honourable members the following program notes may be useful. Continue reading

Pink is the new brown

Eight million men copped out of the last British general election. Nine million women – almost  a fifth of registered voters – stayed home. Apathy sucks in a democracy exporting nation. Worse, the subversive celebrity, Russel Brand, is spreading the Gospel – voting is a con. Quartering the evangelist – and press-ganging lapsed suffragettes – is not an option. It gives the UK a bad press in Iran. Also, Brand has exactly 9 million followers on Twitter. Continue reading